It’s a messy time. Let’s clean house.

It’s a messy time. Let’s clean house.

You know where I’m going with this. It’s going to get worse before it gets better. We’ve got an incredibly important job over the next five months. It’s a bicameral job. Two elements. Both are necessary, only one will leave us lost. (Arguably...
A mass of senseless rubble

A mass of senseless rubble

It’s been over a month ago since I last posted. I feel I’ve let myself down. No, not you, my lovely readers – me! I mean, you’re really great and all, but it’s only been during lockdown that I’ve ever had a string of posts behind...
Scumbag advertiser

Scumbag advertiser

Want to get Trump out in November? Let’s show him for what he is: the pinnacle, the absolute apex (he’ll like that) of that most hated category of workers in the world: the grimy, lying advertiser. About all Trump can legitimately lay claim to is his...
Corona, time and pastry

Corona, time and pastry

* Not my pastry ** Great British Bake Off bakers made this *** This looks hard Consequence of watching the Great British Bake-off, I’m sure, but I have this indelible image of the flaky layers of the past three months collapsing in on themselves, and of losing...
Quite a week.

Quite a week.

And it’s only Wednesday. It has felt like the world was on fire. George Floyd’s murder is a horrifying testament to not having made much damn progress. I’m in awe of people protesting all over our country to say, “No. No more.” And this,...
What’s up, my multitude?

What’s up, my multitude?

Keep your camel safe! I know, I know, I hear all six of you clamoring for a new blog post from WednesdayMissives! Miss me much? Even if my blog never goes viral (doesn’t that phrase make you kind of gag these days?), I’ll keep writing it for me and the six...